GO AWAY, LEAVE ME ALONE
I’m hungry, bored and we both know who’s fault that is! And wipe that stupid smile of your face. I’m so close at killing something. You will never find that sock again. You dumb human.
FEMKE HAS THE CON
Meow, leave me alone you lazy landlubbers. Go scrub the deck and raise the anchor. Do I have to do everything here myself? On the double or I’ll keelhaul you all!
DEAR DIARY
Today mommy and daddy left the boat without me. They didn’t tell me and they just tried to sneak away. But I’m pretty sure that won’t happen again. I swear, I will not stop climbing the blinds next time. Stupid humans.
FEMKE
Say meow to Femke, we call her ‘Famke’, our newest member of the family. In about three weeks she will join us aboard on Aegir. Hopefully she’s a quick learner, i still need someone to operate the autopilot.
