Today mommy and daddy left the boat without me. They didn’t tell me and they just tried to sneak away. But I’m pretty sure that won’t happen again. I swear, I will not stop climbing the blinds next time. Stupid humans.

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Today mommy and daddy left the boat without me. They didn’t tell me and they just tried to sneak away. But I’m pretty sure that won’t happen again. I swear, I will not stop climbing the blinds next time. Stupid humans.
You fockers… !!