So we were having a nice walk through the city again, exploring new streets, buildings and shops. There was a sort of festival going on with music on several places in the city and the city was crowded with people. The weather was also beautiful, so what could go wrong?
I’ll stick to three things. After a couple of hours we came to this nice little square with music and more important lots of Thai food, which smelled like heaven to me. I was thinking how much can I eat here and still want the stew Leonie cooked, tonight. After I figured it all out, the problem occurred. We had no cash on us and the normal way to pay was by Vipps, which can’t be used by tourists. I couldn’t torture myself any longer and we went on as fast as possible.
I think the next happened because of the sweat running down my back into my pants. Suddenly I had an itch at my butt. Exactly on a spot you can’t just easily scratch in public. And there was a lot of public around. I could not find any solution for this little new experience. Nothing to hide, no shops, nothing around that could release me from this uncomfortable feeling. The itching got worse. I really had to do something quickly so i climbed on a sort of park bench and the moment I jumped off, nonchalant but gracefully, I pulled my underwear up as far as possible. The itch was gone before I landed, but now another odd feeling hit me. The silly walk did attract some peoples attention, but hej there was a festival going on so i shook it all loose with some rock ‘n roll moves. If I had Vipps myself at that moment I surely would have made some Kroner.
We were almost at home when I felt something snap in my belly part. Because of all the madnesses before I think I accidentally injured an abdominal muscle. Nothing serious, but it’s just the one that holds my well trained sixpack when I’m not on own property. So now the barrel is back and it seems it takes some month before this injury is over. The good news is that it doesn’t hurt, so I’ll live with it.
And the world has to live with it too.
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