duelfie xiv
Scandinavian Wax
It may sound a bit odd, but i waxed my crotch, my pant’s crotch that is. I’m not sure if it does any good, but if it’s getting freezing cold next week it might prevent my balls from falling of. Did I tell you about the average low temperatures in Sweden at the moment? No? Well, forget about it, we changed plan. We’re leaving for Austria tomorrow 🙂
But back to the waxing-thing. While I was working on it, i couldn’t help it that my thoughts wandered to my Gibraltar-dude-friend. Did he foresaw a serious injury and was he scratching his balls to warn me? We’ll probably never know.
pit stop on Vlieland
At home for a quick pitstop. We need a bit more time then the Formula 1 – 1.8 seconds, but we’re getting there. Changed my underwear this morning in four and a half minutes. I’m going to give it another shot tomorrow, my target time is around three minutes.
As soon as I pass this test, we should be ready to fight the elements next week. Sverige här kommer viiiiiiiiii!
Back home
WHAT? Yep, we’re almost home. Left the nice sunny weather in Gibraltar last Wednesday morning. We had a pretty quick ride with some ups and the usual downs. It’s pretty amazing, we have 4 different Navigition systems with us and none of them is able to show you the most normal route you should follow, easy driving from A to B without any hassle seems not possible. I’ll get back to that.
WHY? Well, certainly not for the weather. Although may be precisely because of the weather. I wasn’t quite sure about the weather predictions. And i wasn’t quite sure about the status of our 1wheelfloatinglady. We had the flodings, error in electricity and what if the temperatures were to drop even lower than indicated? I just had to go back to check it myself. Better save then sorry.
AND NOW? You might have seen our last duelfie. First we’re enjoying the European speed skating Championships in Thialf in Heerenveen. Than we take a quick look home on Vlieland, waiting for the last weather forecasts and then we’ll decide what’s next. Sweden? Austria?
long story, short version
We left the south of Spain. We left the north of Spain. We left the south of France. We’re in the north of France. Tomorrow we’re leaving the north of France into the south of Belgium. Then through the north of Belgium into the South of Netherland and up to the north. That’s quite simple innit?
Time for new plans. Stay tuned 😉
the dude
Today we went up The Rock ‘Gibraltar’ with the cable car and walked back and forth and up en down to see as much as we could. I have to admit it’s cool. We had beautiful sunny weather and the views from the top were really stunning. The history, caves, tunnels and monkeys are also worth it. No doubt about that.
But for me was this moment absolutely the highlight of the day. I took a serie of pictures of this monkey and every time i pressed the shutter he started scratching his balls. The dude didn’t move a muscle in his face. My Gibraltar Hero!
My intentions ARE GOOD
Like every year I made a long list of good intentions to start 2024 that I wanted to share with you. This time the list became so long I even had to put it in alphabetical order, which kept me busy all evening last night. A few minutes after midnight I realized it would be better to change it into a certain degree of importance. But then, just a few seconds before I was going to publish this piece of art, my vision became slightly blurred. Somehow i pressed the wrong key combination and lost the complete document. It must be the tea became too much for me.
But not all was lost, i luckily still remembered a few of them.
- Get ready for a new sexy beach season, don’t let my weight fall under 100kg.
- Build up my fitness by not overtraining my usual level.
- Work more, increasing it to 20 minutes
a daya week. - Be nicer to my lovely wife, even when she’s around.
- Never make a promise if you can’t keep it.